February 2011
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January 2011
reasons why this morning is rough.
Upon wallet inspection it would appear that I spent $48 dollars on drinks last night. That’s a few too many dollars and definitely a few too many drinks. It would also appear that being hit in the face with a beer bottle isn’t really that bad at all. It just looks like you have weird lower lip herpes. And finally I’ve discovered that vomiting while they check the fire alarms in...
ending my 21st birthday by crawling into bed with the beautiful girl I kissed for the first time a year ago today. I can’t think of anything better.